[Lotr_announce] TORn's Summer Convention Shirts now Available

[Michael Regina]

An online version of this email is available here:
http://www.theonering.net/perl/newsview/6/1076483116

Because fans asked for it, and because they pleaded, begged, demanded and
insisted, the official TORn t-shirts previously available at last summer's
conventions (like Comic-Con and Dragon Con) are now available!
Two styles are available with the third to come very soon. (The 'Don't make
me get my Ring!' shirt). All shirts are high-quality, 6.1 ounce 100 percent
cotton and will be shipped to your door in about 10-days from when you order
for $20, or $25 for XXL shirts. Our "One Evil Wizard" shirt is available in
black and steel blue while our popular "Lousy" shirt comes in a new red
color and the traditional spruce green.

The back of the lousy shirt reads: "I WAS...chased from my house, stabbed by
a wraith, assaulted by a mutant octopus, speared by a troll, stalked by a
creepy little man, drawn into a corpse-filled swamp, poised by a giant
spider, rendered unconscious...I even lost my Ring, AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS
LOUSY T-SHIRT."

On the front of both shirts is the TheOneRing.net logo while the back of the
'One Evil Wizard' shirt says: "Immediate Opening: ONE EVIL WIZARD preferably
powerful, for FT management position with well established group. Office in
renovated tower provided with full staff. Must have skills in mind control,
manipulation and motivation of large groups. Genetics exp. a plus. Possible
real estate acquisition if goal is obtained. Contact via seeing-stone or
visit THEONERING.net."

These shirts are available while supplies last.

CLICK HERE TO ORDER

http://shop.theonering.net/shirts/

Non-U.S. and Canada residents can also order shirts but should first email
Tshirts@TheOneRing.net for shipping rates. Most countries are about $5 U.S.
extra to ship overseas.

Questions and customer service concerns can also be sent to
TShirts@TheOneRing.net

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Michael Regina (Xoanon)   Editor in Chief/Segment Producer
xoanon@theonering.net     http://www.TheOneRing.net
PH: 514.947.5221
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