...try not to equate them with horse excrement. Just a helpful observation. ;
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Top 10 Rejected LotR Catchphrases10- Aragorn: "Do you have Athelas?" Ioreth: "I'm a doctor, not a botanist!"
9- Pippin: "I didn't think it would end like this." Gandalf: "End? No. I've got good news for you. I just saved a ton of money by switching to Geico!"
8- Theoden (Helm's Deep): "I've got a bad feeling about this..."
7- Gimli: "Who ya gonna call?" Aragorn: "ghost soldiers!"
6- Aragorn: "I'm the king of the world! Wooo!"
5- Saruman: "What are we going to today, Eye?" Sauron: "The same thing we do everyday, Sharkey: Try and take over the world!"
4- Gollum (In Ithilien): "Be vewwy, vewwy qwiets, Pwecious. We be hunting wabbitses!"
3- Frodo: "The Ring is mine!" Sam: "D'OH!"
2- Witchking (The gate of Minas Tirith breaks): "Eeeexcellent!"
1- Aragorn (walking the Paths of the Dead): "Bring out your dead. Bring out your dead."
