The women in my family tend to have fairly substantial beards (naturally we
remove them as best we can.) So the subject of dwarf women has made for
some hilarious dinner table conversation in the past year or
so.
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"Stop gushing about the movie! You aren't allowed to!...The Lord of the Rings films are for people like ME to love! WE memorized the books! WE made the websites! WE drew the detailed maps of Osgiliath on our binders." --Bill Amend, Foxtrot
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Read "Arne and the Troll" and other flights of fancy at My Website