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• If it's Wednesday, it must be Scenes From the Hat!  <Aerlinn>  [8/16/2006 @ 10:43]  (59/78)
• Aragorn: sharpen razor.  (No Text)  <Advising Elf>  [8/17/2006 @ 22:41]  (1/1)
• Noooooooo!  (No Text)  <Wynnie>  [8/18/2006 @ 8:24]  (0/0)
• Sam cutting the verge on the other side!  (No Text)  <grammaboodawg>  [8/17/2006 @ 12:36]  (0/0)
• Elrond: Make sure Arwen has left Lothlorien before sending Aragorn there . . .  (No Text)  <Annael>  [8/17/2006 @ 12:05]  (0/0)
• Boromir, Theoden, & Denethor: make a will  (No Text)  <Wynnie>  [8/17/2006 @ 9:46]  (0/0)
• Aragorn:  Buy deodorant.  (No Text)  <Advising Elf>  [8/17/2006 @ 9:10]  (0/0)
• Orcs: Pack better food for future hobbit-hunting jobs. Leave maggoty bread package for Saruman.  (No Text)  <A'mael>  [8/17/2006 @ 8:49]  (0/0)
• Lobelia:  Go back to anger management class  (No Text)  <grammaboodawg>  [8/17/2006 @ 7:40]  (0/0)
• Bilbo:  Cleaning house ;)  (No Text)  <grammaboodawg>  [8/17/2006 @ 7:37]  (0/0)
• Entwives: Finally get started on that new garden (but not hastily)  (No Text)  <Penthe>  [8/17/2006 @ 5:18]  (0/0)
• Sauron: Memo, 24-hrs. guard for Orodruin  (No Text)  <NoneOfTheAbove>  [8/17/2006 @ 4:18]  (0/0)
• Hobbits- take Kung fu lessons for shattering orc kneecaps.  (No Text)  <silneldor>  [8/16/2006 @ 23:47]  (0/0)
• Aragorn: Buy soap  (No Text)  <luinfalathiel>  [8/16/2006 @ 23:19]  (0/0)
• Treebeard:  call tree surgeon for yearly check-up.  (No Text)  <Armariel>  [8/16/2006 @ 20:44]  (1/2)
• Also call exterminator about pesky termites.  (No Text)  <Armariel>  [8/16/2006 @ 20:45]  (1/1)
• ...not to mention those darn field mice.  (No Text)  <Armariel>  [8/16/2006 @ 20:47]  (0/0)
• Isildur: Send scouts to check for ambushes along Gladden River  (No Text)  <Menelwyn>  [8/16/2006 @ 19:52]  (0/0)
• Frodo & Sam: make official statement regarding sexual orientation so everyone can stop wondering  (No Text)  <Smeagirl/Girllum>  [8/16/2006 @ 19:49]  (0/0)
• Tharanduil: Call the Orkin man.  (No Text)  <Elwen>  [8/16/2006 @ 18:45]  (0/0)
• random Mirkwood squirrel: gnaw hole in flet, get into stored lembas and scatter it,  <Smeagirl/Girllum>  [8/16/2006 @ 18:42]  (1/1)
• Heh, heh, having squirrel problems again, Girly?  :)  (No Text)  <Alassëa Eruvande>  [8/17/2006 @ 11:57]  (0/0)
• movie elves: move on to Art Deco already  (No Text)  <Smeagirl/Girllum>  [8/16/2006 @ 18:19]  (0/0)
• (movie)Eomer: sword-sheathing practice  (No Text)  <Smeagirl/Girllum>  [8/16/2006 @ 18:11]  (0/0)
• Glorfindel: buy padlock for Asfaloth's stable  (No Text)  <Eledhwen>  [8/16/2006 @ 17:33]  (0/0)
• Legolas: Create a diversion.  (No Text)  <diedye>  [8/16/2006 @ 17:10]  (0/0)
• Sam: Take swimming lessons  (No Text)  <SteveDJ>  [8/16/2006 @ 17:03]  (0/0)
• Denethor: Install Norton Anti-Virus on his palantir.  (No Text)  <weaver>  [8/16/2006 @ 16:52]  (1/1)
• Denethor: Also install spyware detection software on palantir.  (No Text)  <dernwyn>  [8/16/2006 @ 20:30]  (0/0)
• Smaug: Contact ACME Alarm Company and have caves wired.  (No Text)  <Aerlinn>  [8/16/2006 @ 16:50]  (0/0)
• Aragorn:  Buy shampoo.  (No Text)  <weaver>  [8/16/2006 @ 16:49]  (0/0)
• Farmer Maggot: Put up barbed wire all along his property lines.  (No Text)  <Aerlinn>  [8/16/2006 @ 16:22]  (0/0)
• Samwise: Write speech for grand opening of "Fish and Chips by S. Gamgee" franchise.  (No Text)  <RosieLass>  [8/16/2006 @ 15:59]  (0/0)
• Arwen: ask Aragorn where that engagement ring REALLY came from.  (No Text)  <Gerontius>  [8/16/2006 @ 15:50]  (0/0)
• Greenwood Hobbit's: Dusting in the Mathom House  <Aerlinn>  [8/16/2006 @ 15:49]  (1/1)
• Definitely autobiographical, that one! *blushes*  (No Text)  <Greenwood Hobbit>  [8/16/2006 @ 17:04]  (0/0)
• Saruman: Really big bonfire. Really big.  (No Text)  <Aerlinn>  [8/16/2006 @ 15:38]  (0/0)
• Merry: one more gulp of Ent Draught before joining the Rohirrim  (No Text)  <Arwen's daughter>  [8/16/2006 @ 15:35]  (0/0)
• Eowyn: read "Men Who Love Elves and the Women Who Love Them"  (No Text)  <Annael>  [8/16/2006 @ 15:32]  (0/0)
• Nazgul: Take rings to jeweler  (No Text)  <Arwen's daughter>  [8/16/2006 @ 15:29]  (0/0)
• The Valar: Call the Blue Wizards to see why their report is late.  (No Text)  <Inferno>  [8/16/2006 @ 15:27]  (0/0)
• Bombadil: Learn the meaning of 'succinct'.  (No Text)  <Ataahua>  [8/16/2006 @ 14:58]  (3/4)
• .............then teach it to Treebeard  (No Text)  <sancho_proudfoot>  [8/17/2006 @ 1:40]  (0/0)
• Goldberry: "If I'd killed him when I first wanted to I'd be out on parole by now."  (No Text)  <Darkstone>  [8/16/2006 @ 17:50]  (1/1)
• *ba-dum-bum* *ting*  (No Text)  <Ataahua>  [8/16/2006 @ 18:42]  (0/0)
• and call "Queer Eye for the Weird Guy" folks  (No Text)  <Annael>  [8/16/2006 @ 15:30]  (0/0)
• WiKi: Contemplate all possible meanings of the phrase "No man can kill me".  (No Text)  <Darkstone>  [8/16/2006 @ 14:37]  (0/0)
• Gothmog:  Have a doctor look at that strange mole on his cheek  (No Text)  <Darkstone>  [8/16/2006 @ 14:24]  (0/0)
• Frodo: Buy break away rubber finger in case someone gets a little bitey!  (No Text)  <YodatheHobbit>  [8/16/2006 @ 14:16]  (0/0)
• Gimli: Log onto "www.drinkaware.com"  (No Text)  <sancho_proudfoot>  [8/16/2006 @ 13:55]  (1/1)
• Learn to belch the entire Tengwar in one go.  (No Text)  <RosieLass>  [8/16/2006 @ 16:00]  (0/0)
• Saruman: make manicure appointment  (No Text)  <Elberbeth>  [8/16/2006 @ 13:36]  (0/0)
• Gandalf, Gamling: Check conflicting maps of Helm's Deep area.  (No Text)  <L. Ron Halfelven>  [8/16/2006 @ 13:33]  (0/0)
• Denethor, fill antidepressant prescription.  (No Text)  <Curious>  [8/16/2006 @ 13:29]  (1/1)
• Denethor:Elementary table manners  (No Text)  <sancho_proudfoot>  [8/16/2006 @ 13:57]  (0/0)
• Gollum, practice victory dance.  Especially that tricky last steeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.  (No Text)  <Curious>  [8/16/2006 @ 13:27]  (2/2)
• Good thing I read these before posting, I was going to say...  <White Gull>  [8/17/2006 @ 9:24]  (0/0)
• *snort*  (No Text)  <Ataahua>  [8/16/2006 @ 15:01]  (0/0)
• Shelob: Drain blood from prey *before* someone up and carries off nicely wrapped dinner.  (No Text)  <Elfstone heart>  [8/16/2006 @ 13:25]  (0/0)
• Boromir: remember to keep shield with self at all times.  (No Text)  <Elberbeth>  [8/16/2006 @ 13:07]  (0/0)
• Grima Wormtongue:  Still trying to work on that tan  (No Text)  <AragornIsTheKing>  [8/16/2006 @ 12:53]  (0/0)
• Denethor: Accept invitation to appear with sons on Dr. Phil  (No Text)  <Darkstone>  [8/16/2006 @ 12:42]  (0/0)
• Arwen: Finish hemming that @&%$ standard!  (No Text)  <RosieLass>  [8/16/2006 @ 12:30]  (1/2)
• Arwen: Admit you can't "give up Halfling any time I want". You need help.  (No Text)  <L. Ron Halfelven>  [8/16/2006 @ 12:58]  (1/1)
• P.S. That old "I only haffle socially" line isn't fooling anyone.  (No Text)  <L. Ron Halfelven>  [8/16/2006 @ 13:31]  (0/0)
• Gollum: Make appointment with dentist, while he still has six.  (No Text)  <RosieLass>  [8/16/2006 @ 12:28]  (0/0)
• Nazgul:  Look fairer, less fouler  (No Text)  <Darkstone>  [8/16/2006 @ 12:20]  (0/0)
• Sauron: make an appointment with his optometrist - he's having trouble seeing things that are nearby.  (No Text)  <dernwyn>  [8/16/2006 @ 12:16]  (0/0)
• Movie Legolas: Buy compass  (No Text)  <Ioreth's sister>  [8/16/2006 @ 11:40]  (0/0)
• Elrond: Transcribe list of allies onto thicker paper.  (No Text)  <L. Ron Halfelven>  [8/16/2006 @ 11:19]  (1/3)
• Elrond: See his doctor for new Rogaine for Ally Lists  (No Text)  <Aerlinn>  [8/16/2006 @ 11:28]  (1/2)
• Elrond: Thank doctor for success of Atkins for Allies regimen.  (No Text)  <L. Ron Halfelven>  [8/16/2006 @ 12:55]  (1/1)
• Elrond: Shoot Rishard Simmons for making his allies sweat to the oldies.  (No Text)  <luinfalathiel>  [8/17/2006 @ 3:40]  (0/0)
• Aragorn:  What else?... Take a bath!  (No Text)  <diedye>  [8/16/2006 @ 11:15]  (0/0)
• Barliman Butterbur - really must . . . what was that again?  (No Text)  <Annael>  [8/16/2006 @ 10:59]  (0/0)
• Gandalf, Saruman, Radagast, Alatar, Pallando : Look for the cotton-pickin' ring already!  And keep an eye out for the return of Sauron & the Nazgul...  (No Text)  <NottaSackville>  [8/16/2006 @ 10:58]  (0/0)
• Treebeard: STILL hasn't hired someone to find those Entwives.  (No Text)  <LiJuun>  [8/16/2006 @ 10:57]  (0/0)
• Sam & Rosie - stop by the local family planning clinic  (No Text)  <Annael>  [8/16/2006 @ 10:57]  (0/0)
• Frodo - Leave the Shire and throw the Ring into the Cracks of Doom ... ;)  (No Text)  <luinfalathiel>  [8/16/2006 @ 10:50]  (0/0)

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