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• ROTP: Return of the Pants.  <ScentedElf>  [3/24/2004 @ 23:25]  (98/269)
• Eowyn: "You are one of the Dunedain, a descendant of Numenor, blessed with long Pants..."  <Nicole B>  [3/25/2004 @ 14:19]  (0/0)
• Treebeard: "Many of these pants were my friends."  (No Text)  <Folco Boffin>  [3/25/2004 @ 14:13]  (0/0)
• Denethor: "Abandon your pants!"  (No Text)  <Nicole B>  [3/25/2004 @ 14:13]  (3/3)
• Denethor: A chance for Farmir,Caption of Gondor, to show his pants!  (No Text)  <AragornIsTheKing>  [3/25/2004 @ 15:03]  (0/0)
• Denethor: Where is he, where is Gondor's finest pants?  (No Text)  <AragornIsTheKing>  [3/25/2004 @ 15:03]  (0/0)
• Denethro: I know his pants uses and they are few  (No Text)  <AragornIsTheKing>  [3/25/2004 @ 14:50]  (0/0)
• Aragorn: "My pants are hidden from me."...  <Nicole B>  [3/25/2004 @ 14:10]  (2/3)
• Aragorn: You are a PantsMaiden of Rohan, I do not think that would be your fate  (No Text)  <AragornIsTheKing>  [3/25/2004 @ 14:53]  (1/1)
• Eowyn:  I fear neither pants nor skirts.  Aragorn:  What do you fear?  Eowyn:  Skorts!  (No Text)  <ElanorGardner>  [3/25/2004 @ 15:18]  (0/0)
• Aragorn: You have some skill with the pants  (No Text)  <AragornIsTheKing>  [3/25/2004 @ 14:52]  (0/0)
• Aragorn: "Come forth. Let the Lord of the Pants come forth!"  (No Text)  <linkinparkelf>  [3/25/2004 @ 14:01]  (0/0)
• Gandalf: "All you have to decide is what to do with the pants that are given to you."  (No Text)  <Nicole B>  [3/25/2004 @ 14:01]  (0/0)
• Frodo: "help me Sam! help me Sam! hold my pants! i can't stop it!"  (No Text)  <cheesecake>  [3/25/2004 @ 13:57]  (0/0)
• Legolas: "Their armour is weak...at the pants!"  (No Text)  <Nicole B>  [3/25/2004 @ 12:55]  (1/1)
• Legalos: This is no mere ranger, this is Aragorn, you owe him your pants  (No Text)  <AragornIsTheKing>  [3/25/2004 @ 14:55]  (0/0)
• Do not meddle in the affairs of pants . . .  (No Text)  <ElanorGardner>  [3/25/2004 @ 12:51]  (0/0)
• Eowyn to Aragorn: "Where is she, the woman who gave those pants?"  (No Text)  <Nicole B>  [3/25/2004 @ 12:47]  (1/1)
• She is sailing to the Undying Lands, with all that is left of her pants.  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 14:11]  (0/0)
• One Pants to rule them all...  (No Text)  <Alassëa Eruvande>  [3/25/2004 @ 12:22]  (1/3)
• ...one pant to find them, one pant to bring them all and in the pantness bind them  (No Text)  <hummingbird>  [3/25/2004 @ 12:32]  (2/2)
• oh sorry...i meant pantS  (No Text)  <hummingbird>  [3/25/2004 @ 12:36]  (0/0)
• Or.... and in the darkness pants them.  (No Text)  <Alassëa Eruvande>  [3/25/2004 @ 12:35]  (0/0)
• Merry at the Inn of the Prancing Pony: "This, my friend, is a pant"  (No Text)  <hummingbird>  [3/25/2004 @ 12:01]  (1/2)
• (everyone now!)  It comes in PANTS?!?!  ;-)  (No Text)  <HobbitHearted>  [3/25/2004 @ 12:06]  (1/1)
• *cheers*  (No Text)  <Ascarwen>  [3/25/2004 @ 13:13]  (0/0)
• (Eowyn) I wished to be loved by another pants..  <HobbitHearted>  [3/25/2004 @ 11:55]  (1/3)
• Faramir:  That I know, you desired to have the pants of the Lord Aragorn...  (No Text)  <HobbitHearted>  [3/25/2004 @ 12:01]  (1/2)
• Do not scorn pants that are the gift of a gentle heart!  (No Text)  <EowynDernhelm>  [3/25/2004 @ 12:59]  (1/1)
• Once, I pitied your pants. But now, were you pantsless..were you the pantsless Queen of Gondor, still I would love you!  (No Text)  <HobbitHearted>  [3/25/2004 @ 13:17]  (0/0)
• You draw far too much attention to yourself...Mister Underpants  (No Text)  <hummingbird>  [3/25/2004 @ 11:41]  (1/1)
• LOL! *tears of laughter running down face* Gosh these posts are so funny ... I'm at work, but had to come back!  (No Text)  <Séregon >  [3/25/2004 @ 11:51]  (0/0)
• Gandalf:  "Tell me, when did Saruman the White abandon his pants for madness?!"  (No Text)  <Arevanye>  [3/25/2004 @ 11:29]  (1/1)
• **Pffthbtt!**    ((Wipes coffee off computer moniter.))  (No Text)  <Alassëa Eruvande>  [3/25/2004 @ 12:05]  (0/0)
• Split my pants laughing--Nice one, Scented Elf!  (No Text)  <Tail-kinker>  [3/25/2004 @ 10:26]  (0/0)
• "We cannot defeat the pants of Mordor." "No, we cannot. But we will meet them in pants nonetheless."  (No Text)  <RosieMom>  [3/25/2004 @ 9:43]  (1/2)
• Legolas: "A pantless diversion"  (No Text)  <djdeathskiss>  [3/25/2004 @ 10:28]  (1/1)
• ROTFLMAO!  (No Text)  <Séregon >  [3/25/2004 @ 11:54]  (0/0)
• "The end. No, this is not the end. The gray pants of this world fall down ... and then you see it ..." "What Gandalf, see what?"  "White cheeks ... and beyond ... green pants ..."  (No Text)  <Séregon >  [3/25/2004 @ 7:21]  (0/0)
• What makes this all the more funny for me...  <Meliana>  [3/25/2004 @ 6:32]  (0/0)
• "I have not gone through fire and death to change pants with a witless worm"  (No Text)  <hummingbird>  [3/25/2004 @ 6:03]  (0/0)
• "What's Pants, precious? Eh? What's Pants?"  (No Text)  <grammaboodawg>  [3/25/2004 @ 5:33]  (0/0)
• A Wizard is never late, Frodo Baggypants  <grammaboodawg>  [3/25/2004 @ 5:27]  (1/1)
• I laugh at the thought of Sir Ian saying, "baggypants!"   ;-)  (No Text)  <HobbitHearted>  [3/25/2004 @ 11:58]  (0/0)
• Frodo: "Go on Sam, ask Rosie for her pants."  (No Text)  <linkinparkelf>  [3/25/2004 @ 4:43]  (0/0)
• *You've shown the quality of you pants, Sir, the very highest*  (No Text)  <Aragorn's Lover>  [3/25/2004 @ 4:38]  (0/0)
• "Your hands are cold. The pants of Eldar are leaving you."  (No Text)  <Orm Irian>  [3/25/2004 @ 4:29]  (0/0)
• The Pants of the Dead  (No Text)  <Gemstone>  [3/25/2004 @ 3:57]  (0/0)
• Sam: 'Well, I'm back...in my pants".  (No Text)  <Merenwen Oronra>  [3/25/2004 @ 3:46]  (0/0)
• You guys are all mad you know that?!! And I luv ya's for it!!!  (No Text)  <Merenwen Oronra>  [3/25/2004 @ 3:43]  (1/1)
• We know  <Stapper>  [3/25/2004 @ 6:12]  (0/0)
• Eomer on Merry: It's not the (help!  i've forgotten!), it's the reach of his pants...  (No Text)  <Kerewyn of the Loch>  [3/25/2004 @ 3:16]  (1/1)
• Actual line: "I do not doubt his heart.  Only the reach of his arm."  (No Text)  <CAhobbit>  [3/25/2004 @ 3:21]  (0/0)
• Not with ten thousand pants could you do this.  (No Text)  <Linduin>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:52]  (0/0)
• Sam: "Look, Mr. Frodo, it's an oli's pants!"  (No Text)  <linkinparkelf>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:38]  (1/1)
• *groan*  (No Text)  <Haldiral>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:46]  (0/0)
• Frodo: "They're here...they've come"  Faramir: "Pants!"  (No Text)  <eowyn hopeful>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:32]  (1/2)
• "Stay here...keep out of my pants"  (No Text)  <snowdropper>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:39]  (1/1)
• "Mr. Frodo, it's me!  Your pants!  Don't you know your pants?"  (No Text)  <Haldiral>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:45]  (0/0)
• Gandalf: "Three hundred pants of men I've seen..."  (No Text)  <Haldiral>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:27]  (1/1)
• "...and now I have no pants"  (No Text)  <snowdropper>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:29]  (0/0)
• Frodo: "The pants are mine!"  (No Text)  <linkinparkelf>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:26]  (0/0)
• Aragorn: "You cannot give me these pants."  (No Text)  <linkinparkelf>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:21]  (1/1)
• "I choose a pantless life"  (No Text)  <snowdropper>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:48]  (0/0)
• Aragorn: "Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall."  (No Text)  <Merrygal>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:21]  (3/3)
• One of the all-time classics!  (No Text)  <Aerin>  [3/25/2004 @ 12:46]  (0/0)
• LOL!!!  (No Text)  <HobbitHearted>  [3/25/2004 @ 11:29]  (0/0)
• definitely the funniest - nice one!  (No Text)  <IsisNewton>  [3/25/2004 @ 7:55]  (0/0)
• Theoden "Tell me, why should we come to the pants of those who did not come to ours?"  (No Text)  <snowdropper>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:15]  (1/3)
• "Where was Gondor when our pants closed in around us?"  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:16]  (2/2)
• Where was Gondor when the Westpants fell?  (No Text)  <Linduin>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:54]  (0/0)
• "No Aragorn...we are pantless"  (No Text)  <snowdropper>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:19]  (0/0)
• Hungry orc: "What about their pants. They don't need their pants."  (No Text)  <linkinparkelf>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:12]  (1/1)
• "Looks like pants are back on the menu, boys!"  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:13]  (0/0)
• "Bring forth your pants Frodo" (gasps all around - someone whispers, "The Doom of Man")  (No Text)  <Merrygal>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:08]  (2/5)
• I will help you wear these pants, Frodo Baggins, for as long as they are yours to wear.  (No Text)  <Linduin>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:50]  (0/0)
• "You shall be the fellowship of the pants"  (No Text)  <snowdropper>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:11]  (2/3)
• Pippin: "Great. What kind of Pants are we wearing?"  (No Text)  <eowyn hopeful>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:15]  (1/1)
• "Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without pants"  (No Text)  <snowdropper>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:20]  (0/0)
• "Pants, Gandalf!  Are they left or right?"  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:14]  (0/0)
• Gandalf: "It's a fly you fools!"  (No Text)  <Haldiral>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:06]  (4/4)
• *choke, sputter*  I've got to stop drinking coffee while reading these!!  (No Text)  <Alassëa Eruvande>  [3/25/2004 @ 12:10]  (0/0)
• *snort* Good One!  (No Text)  <grammaboodawg>  [3/25/2004 @ 5:30]  (0/0)
• That's a good one. Took me a minute.  (No Text)  <linkinparkelf>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:16]  (0/0)
• Nooooooooooooooooooo!  (No Text)  <eowyn hopeful>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:10]  (0/0)
• Aragorn: Give the pants to, Frodo  (No Text)  <Eliowyn>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:04]  (1/1)
• Tis a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt...over so small a pants...such a little pants..."  (No Text)  <HobbitHearted>  [3/25/2004 @ 12:19]  (0/0)
• Bilbo:And if you don't keep your pants there's no knowing where you might be swept off to"  (No Text)  <Eliowyn>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:02]  (1/1)
• Sam:  You've been into Farmer Maggot's pants!!!  (No Text)  <Armariel>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:10]  (0/0)
• Faramir:  "His pants washed up on the river bank, they were torn in two"  (No Text)  <snowdropper>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:59]  (1/2)
• But more that this, I know it in my pants.  He was my ... brother.  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:00]  (1/1)
• "Never again will I allow the pants of my people to fall into enemy hands  (No Text)  <snowdropper>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:04]  (0/0)
• Gandalf to Bilbo: "I'm not trying to rob you, I'm only trying to help you out of your pants."  (No Text)  <linkinparkelf>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:58]  (0/0)
• Gollum: "What's pants precious!"  (No Text)  <Haldiral>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:54]  (1/3)
• boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in your pants  (No Text)  <Armariel>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:59]  (1/2)
• spoil nice pants--give 'em to us raw and wriggling!!!  (No Text)  <Armariel>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:01]  (1/1)
• "you keep nasty pants"  (No Text)  <snowdropper>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:02]  (0/0)
• Gimli:  I cannot jump the distance--you have to pants me!  (No Text)  <Armariel>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:52]  (1/2)
• Don't tell the pants.  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:53]  (1/1)
• "Oh come on, we can pants them"  (No Text)  <snowdropper>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:01]  (0/0)
• Gandalf:  All you have to do is to decide what to do with the pants given you  (No Text)  <AragornIsTheKing>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:51]  (1/2)
• I wish these pants had never come to me.  I wish none of this had happened.  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:52]  (1/1)
• So do all who live to see such pants.  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:54]  (0/0)
• Eomer:  "We cannot achieve victory through the strenght of pants"  (No Text)  <snowdropper>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:48]  (1/4)
• Aragorn: "No, but we can give Frodo a pair."  (No Text)  <linkinparkelf>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:50]  (2/3)
• "...if we keep Sauron's pants fixed upon us -- keep him blind to all pants that move."  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:52]  (0/0)
• We can draw out Sauron's pants!  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:51]  (1/1)
• *The certainty of pants, small sense of fashion... what are we waiting for ?*  (No Text)  <Aragorn's Lover>  [3/25/2004 @ 4:33]  (0/0)
• The Two Trowsers  (No Text)  <linkinparkelf>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:47]  (1/1)
• Oops, meant Trousers.  (No Text)  <linkinparkelf>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:49]  (0/0)
• Eowyn: "Your pants are poison!"  (No Text)  <linkinparkelf>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:45]  (1/2)
• Who knows what you've spoken to the pants, in the bitter watches of the night?  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:51]  (1/1)
• Like a morning of pale spring still clinging to winter's pants  (No Text)  <Armariel>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:13]  (0/0)
• "These pants do not belong to one leg but to all. Let us together rebuild these pants that we may share in the days of trousers."  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:44]  (0/0)
• Frodo: "Nothing ever dampens your pants, Sam"  (No Text)  <Merrygal>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:43]  (2/3)
• Sam: "These rain pants might"  (No Text)  <hummingbird>  [3/25/2004 @ 6:27]  (0/0)
• I'll warrant there's some nasty pants nearby.  Can you smell them?  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:48]  (1/1)
• "Yes... I can smell them..."  (No Text)  <Merrygal>  [3/25/2004 @ 2:06]  (0/0)
• Sam: "Well, i'm home, and so are my pants."  (No Text)  <djdeathskiss>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:42]  (0/0)
• aragorn: "Open pants are upon you, whether you would wear them or not."  (No Text)  <linkinparkelf>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:41]  (2/3)
• theoden: "Theoden, not Aragorn, is King of the Pants"  (No Text)  <eowyn hopeful>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:49]  (0/0)
• Théoden: "When last I looked, Théoden, not Aragorn, was king of pants."  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:47]  (1/1)
• We will make for the pants of Helm's Deep!  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:49]  (0/0)
• "The days of men are over.  The time of the pants has come."  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:40]  (0/0)
• Theoden: Pants do not belong in war.  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 1:37]  (1/6)
• Merry- "But all my friends pants are going to battle!"  (No Text)  <djdeathskiss>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:40]  (1/5)
• Merry: "I would be ashamed to be left pantsless!"  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:42]  (2/4)
• It is a three day gallop to Minas Tirith, and none of my pants can bear you!  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:47]  (0/0)
• "Your dark pants will not avail you!"  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:45]  (2/2)
• Gandalf: "Your Pants Shall Not Pass!"  (No Text)  <eowyn hopeful>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:59]  (0/0)
• Oops.  That was supposed to go in the one below.  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:48]  (0/0)
• Gandalf: These pants are beyond any of you. Run!  (No Text)  <linkinparkelf>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:36]  (1/3)
• Lead them on Aragorn!  Pants are no more use here.  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:40]  (1/2)
• "YOU SHALL NOT PANTS!!"  (No Text)  <Haldiral>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:59]  (1/1)
• *clapping* oh, beautiful!  (No Text)  <cheesecake>  [3/25/2004 @ 14:01]  (0/0)
• "My pants!  You bow to no one."  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:32]  (0/0)
• Sam: "There are pants in this world Mr. Frodo, and they're worth fightin for!"  (No Text)  <eowyn hopeful>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:32]  (1/3)
• The pants in those stories had lots of chances to turn back, only they didn't!  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:34]  (1/2)
• Sam: "They kept going because they were holding on to their pants."  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:44]  (1/1)
• Frodo: What pants are we holding on to, Sam?  (No Text)  <EowynDernhelm>  [3/25/2004 @ 11:34]  (0/0)
• Gandalf: "There were no lies in Pippin's pants"  <Merrygal>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:31]  (1/1)
• Gandalf:  "A fool, but a pantsless fool he remains."  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:36]  (0/0)
• Aragorn: The pants of Gondor are lit!.  (No Text)  <linkinparkelf>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:30]  (2/2)
• Pants are kindled...  (No Text)  <hatster>  [3/25/2004 @ 7:02]  (0/0)
• Theoden "Then we will answer their pants!"  (No Text)  <Elfmei>  [3/25/2004 @ 6:27]  (0/0)
• Sam:  'I can't carry it, but I can carry your pants!'  (No Text)  <djdeathskiss>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:27]  (0/0)
• "I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with pants."  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:27]  (1/1)
• "What about dying side by side with a friends' pants?"  (No Text)  <djdeathskiss>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:30]  (0/0)
• Denethor: ...Perhaps you've come to tell my why my pants are dead.  (No Text)  <EowynDernhelm>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:22]  (1/8)
• Say not that my pants have fallen!  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:24]  (1/7)
• Irolas: "They were outpansed. None survived."  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:27]  (2/6)
• Iorlas:  It is as the Lord Denethor predicted!  Long has he foreseen these pants!  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:33]  (0/0)
• He's still alive! He needs pants, my lord!  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 1:28]  (2/4)
• Denethor: "The pants of the Stewards has failed!"  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:32]  (0/0)
• My pants have ended!  Abandon your pants!  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:29]  (1/2)
• *whack!* Return to your pants! To the pants! To the pants!  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 1:33]  (1/1)
• Gandy:  Whatever comes through those pants, you will stand your ground!  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:39]  (0/0)
• Frodo: They've taken them. Sam, they took the Pants!  (No Text)  <princessofhalflings>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:14]  (0/0)
• These are all so funny-I p***  My Pants!  (No Text)  <eowyn hopeful>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:14]  (0/0)
• Into the Pants:  "Lay down your sweet and weary pants..."  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:13]  (1/4)
• Why do the white pants call?  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:13]  (2/3)
• ahem  (No Text)  <White Gull>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:33]  (0/0)
• All pants pass...into the west.  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:15]  (1/1)
• Across the sea, a pale pant rises, the pants have come to carry you home.  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:17]  (0/0)
• Theoden: I know your pants...Eowyn...  (No Text)  <EowynDernhelm>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:12]  (1/4)
• My pants are broken.  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 1:14]  (2/3)
• Eowyn:  No, I am going to pants you.  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:17]  (1/1)
• Theoden: "You have to let my pants go."  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:25]  (0/0)
• I go now to my fathers...in whose mighty pants I shall not now feel ashamed.  (No Text)  <EowynDernhelm>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:15]  (0/0)
• The pants are shut. They were made by those who are dead, and The Dead wear them. The pants are shut.  (No Text)  <Taikoboy>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:10]  (1/11)
• Who dares disturb my pants?  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:12]  (1/10)
• One who would have your pants.  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 1:13]  (1/9)
• The dead do not suffer pants to pass!  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:15]  (1/8)
• You will suffer my pants!  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 1:15]  (1/7)
• Only the King of Pants can command me!  Aah!  The pants were broken!  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:18]  (1/6)
• The pants were remade!  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 1:22]  (1/5)
• Fight for us and regain your pants!  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:23]  (1/4)
• Leave them! They had no pants in life, they none now in death.  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 1:24]  (1/3)
• (some time later) Bad idea, Aragorn!  Very handy in tight pants, these lads are!  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:29]  (1/2)
• Hee hee hee  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:34]  (1/1)
• I'm giggling like crazy too!  :)  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:35]  (0/0)
• The guard still hesitated. ‘Your pants,’ he said to Gandalf. ‘Forgive me, but those too must be left at the doors.’  (No Text)  <squire >  [3/25/2004 @ 1:09]  (1/2)
• Gandalf: "Hmm? Oh. You would not part an old man from his walking pants?"  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:16]  (1/1)
• Grima: "His pants you fool, his staff was in his pants!"  (No Text)  <Haldiral>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:33]  (0/0)
• Frodo:"There are some pants that thread cannot mend. "  (No Text)  <Taikoboy>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:06]  (2/4)
• Ahh, but it seems there *are* some threads that pants can mend!  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:39]  (0/0)
• "Sam, your pants cannot always be torn in two!"  (No Text)  <Haldiral>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:35]  (1/2)
• Your part in these pants will go on.  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:41]  (1/1)
• Frodo: "My dear Sam. Your pants cannot always be torn in two. "  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:50]  (0/0)
• Pippin's song:  "Home is behind, the pants ahead." (continue, please)  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:05]  (4/11)
• Pants are behind, the zipper's ahead...  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:14]  (0/0)
• "Until the pants are all alight."  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:09]  (1/2)
• Mist and shadow, cloud and pants.  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 1:11]  (1/1)
• "All shall be panted, All shall be....pantsed."  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:19]  (0/0)
• Pippin:  Well, yes.  Well enough for my own pants, at least.  But we have no songs for great halls and evil pants.  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:07]  (1/2)
• And why should your songs be unfit for my pants?  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 1:08]  (1/1)
• "Come, bring me my pants."  (No Text)  <hopebeam>  [3/25/2004 @ 10:31]  (0/0)
• And there are many pants to tread.  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 1:06]  (2/3)
• Alternately *And there are many pants to thread*  (No Text)  <Aragorn's Lover>  [3/25/2004 @ 4:27]  (0/0)
• "Through pockets, to the hem of night,"  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:11]  (1/1)
• "Until the seams are all aright":-p  (No Text)  <Seillib>  [3/25/2004 @ 9:33]  (0/0)
• Gandalf: "Your father's will has turned to madness! Do not throw away your pants so rashly! "  (No Text)  <Taikoboy>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:59]  (1/3)
• Faramir:  Where do my pants lie, if not here?  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:01]  (2/2)
• Your father loves you! He will remember the pants in the end.  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 1:04]  (0/0)
• Gandalf: "Your father still loves you, Faramir. He will wear pants before the end."  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:04]  (0/0)
• Rosie Cotton dancin'.  She had pants in her hair.  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 0:58]  (1/1)
• If ever I woulda pantsed somebody, it woulda been her.  (GMTA! *points down*)  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:00]  (0/0)
• Gimli: Aragorn! Let's find some pants.  (No Text)  <princessofhalflings>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:58]  (0/0)
• Sméagol hates nasty Elf-pants!  (No Text)  <Taikoboy>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:57]  (0/0)
• Gollum: "What's it saying, my precious, my love? Smeagol losing his pants?"  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:55]  (0/0)
• I do not think we should so lightly abandon the outer pants. Pants that your brother long held intact.  (No Text)  <Taikoboy>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:54]  (1/6)
• Faramir: My lord, the pants are overrun.  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:56]  (1/5)
• Denethor: "Pants must be risked in war. Is there a captain here who still has the pants to do his lord's will?"  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:00]  (1/4)
• Faramir: You wish now that our pants had been exchanged...  (No Text)  <EowynDernhelm>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:02]  (1/3)
• Faramir: "Since you are robbed of pants, I will do what I can in their stead."  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:06]  (1/2)
• If my pants should return, think better of me, father.  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:09]  (1/1)
• That depends on the manner of your pants.  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 1:10]  (0/0)
• Eowyn: "You won't kill many pants with a blunt blade!"  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 0:53]  (0/0)
• Witch-King: Fool! No pants can kill me!  (No Text)  <EowynDernhelm>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:53]  (2/3)
• Eowyn: I will pants you if you touch him!  (No Text)  <princessofhalflings>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:10]  (1/1)
• Witch King: Come not between the Nazgul and his pants!  (No Text)  <EowynDernhelm>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:13]  (0/0)
• Eowyn: I am no pants!  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 0:54]  (0/0)
• Eowyn: "Westu Aragorn pants"  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 0:49]  (1/1)
• Theoden: "I am happy for you. He wears honorable pants."  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:58]  (0/0)
• Theoden: "Tonight we remember those who gave their pants to defend this country. Hail the victorious pants!"  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:46]  (1/1)
• It was not Theoden of Rohan who led our people to pants.  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:50]  (0/0)
• Well, this is a thing unheard of! An elf will wear pants but a dwarf dare not! Oh, I'd never hear the end of it.  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 0:45]  (1/1)
• "I hold your pants fulfilled!"  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:50]  (0/0)
• Wise word from Legolas  <Taikoboy>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:43]  (0/0)
• And on a musical note...  <Taikoboy>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:38]  (1/1)
• You beat me to it!  Curses!  Foiled again!  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:38]  (0/0)
• Treebeard:  "But there is a wizard to manage here -- pantsed in his tower."  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:35]  (1/2)
• Gandalf: "Saruman has no pants now."  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:38]  (1/1)
• Gimli: "Well, let's just have his pants and be done with it."  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:40]  (0/0)
• Here's some!  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:33]  (1/2)
• prologue to the Smeagol-Gollum dialogue  <Taikoboy>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:41]  (1/1)
• "The pants shall be ours, once the hobbitses are dead!"  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:44]  (0/0)
• I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the pants of me!  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:29]  (2/14)
• "I see in your eyes the same pants that would take the heart of me!"  (No Text)  <Tail-kinker>  [3/25/2004 @ 10:35]  (0/0)
• A day may come when the pants of Men fails, when we forsake our pants and break all pants of fellowship, but it is not this day.  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 0:33]  (1/12)
• "An hour of wolves and shattered suspenders, when the pants of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day! "  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:38]  (2/11)
• This day we fight!  By all that you hold dear in these good pants - I bid you stand!  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:47]  (2/9)
• "...Pants of the West!"  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:52]  (0/0)
• Men of the Pants!  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 0:50]  (1/7)
• For pants!!!  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:51]  (2/6)
• "I'm glad to be with you Sam.  Here at the end of all pants."  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 0:56]  (1/4)
• "Rosie Cotton, dancing.  She had pants in her hair."  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:57]  (2/3)
• GMTA! *points up the thread*  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 1:00]  (1/1)
• This thread is too much fun!  :)  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:02]  (0/0)
• Alternatively "She had ribbons in her pants"!  (No Text)  <shuya>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:59]  (0/0)
• "The pants! The pants are coming!"  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 0:52]  (0/0)
• This day we wear pants!  (No Text)  <WhiteAslan >  [3/25/2004 @ 0:42]  (0/0)
• Witchking: "I will break the White Wizard's pants."  (No Text)  <Ataahua>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:28]  (1/2)
• Dangit, just spit milk and oatmeal cookie everywhere!  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:31]  (1/1)
• And my job is done.  ;)  (No Text)  <Ataahua>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:59]  (0/0)
• "The pants of Gondor are lit!",  "Denethor has lost his pants!"  (No Text)  <ScentedElf>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:22]  (0/0)
• Frodo: The pants are growing darker.  (No Text)  <Taikoboy>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:19]  (0/0)
• "Do you remember the Shire, Mr Frodo?. . . They'll be eating the first pants with cream."  (No Text)  <SmaugsBro>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:16]  (0/0)
• My fav:  There is something of everything here.  Excepts pants.  (No Text)  <White Gull>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:11]  (0/0)
• *ahem* The pantless again shall be king!  (No Text)  <auntie ent>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:04]  (1/1)
• "Renewed be the pants that were broken."  (No Text)  <Grima Wormtongue>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:50]  (0/0)
• My fave: 'Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.'  <Mistress Underhill>  [3/24/2004 @ 23:51]  (1/2)
• Perhaps in Troy...  <Elithraniel_M>  [3/24/2004 @ 23:55]  (1/1)
• Well, SB was pantless in Stormy Monday!!  <Mistress Underhill>  [3/25/2004 @ 1:31]  (0/0)
• Sweet!  <jakem188>  [3/24/2004 @ 23:51]  (0/0)
• FOTP (Fellowship of the Pants)  <Taikoboy>  [3/24/2004 @ 23:37]  (1/1)
• There goes Galadriel's dignity. LOL:)  (No Text)  <Mercury Cat>  [3/25/2004 @ 0:20]  (0/0)
• Woohoo!  Scene 1:  "They pantsed us and drove us away. Gollum! Gollum! Gollum!"  (No Text)  <Ltlberr>  [3/24/2004 @ 23:30]  (1/2)
• "We forgot the taste of bread, and even our own pants."  (No Text)  <Elithraniel_M>  [3/24/2004 @ 23:44]  (1/1)
• "And we wept, to be so pantless."  (No Text)  <RangerGirl>  [3/24/2004 @ 23:48]  (0/0)

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