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Nick: luinfalathiel (Registered User)
Date/Time: Thu, 2/13/2003 at 0:58 EDT (Wed, 2/12/2003 at 20:58 PST)
Browser/OS: Mozilla Browser V5.0-rv:1.0.2 (12/16/2002 build) using Windows 98
Subject:
Some Fun.
Message:

Faramir mangled through Google translators. :)

< scene decreases/goes back to Henneth Annun.  Faramir confers with its man.  They entrollen a diagram >

Faramir:  Which messages? 

Madril:  Our pathfinder report Saruman tackled Rohan.  People Theoden's fled to Helm's Deeply.  < points to the diagram > But we must look to our own edges.  Faramir, orcs are on the movement.  Sauron marshalling an army.  Easterlings and Southrons exceed by the black gate. 

Faramir:  How many? 

Madril:  Some thousands.  More come each day. 

Faramir:  Who's, which covers the river to the north? 

Madril:  We pulled 500 men with Osgiliath, but, if the city is tackled, us won't einfluss it. 

Faramir:  Of attacks Saruman of Isengard.  Sauron of Mordor.  The fight comes to the men on both front sides.  Gondor is weak.  Sauron fastens us soon.  And it fastens strongly.  He knows that now we do not have the strength for repelling he. 

 

Faramir:  My men explain to me that you are orcspione. 

SAM:  Feeler gauges?!  Now waiting period straight one minute! 

Faramir:  Don't you pour if you're spied out, then who you are?  < Frodo and SAM remain quiet > Speak. 

Frodo:  We are main header bits of the Shire.  Frodo Baggins is my name and this is Samwise Gamgee. 

Faramir:  Their bodyguard? 

SAM:  Its gardner. 

Faramir:  And where are you skulking friend?  This gangrelgeschoepf.  It had one ill favoured view. 

Frodo:  < blosseste hesitating > It gave no different one.  < SAM views shifty eyed and uncomfortablly > We stated from Rivendell with seven companions.  We in Moria lost.  Two were my trunks.  A dwarf there was also and eleven and two men, Aragorn, son of Arathorn and of Boromir of Gondor. 

Faramir:  Were do you verse-eat a friend of Boromir? 

Frodo: Yes... for my part. 

Faramir:  It would make itself you then concerns, in order to experience that it was dead.

Frodo:  < frighten > Did dead one?  How?  When? 

Faramir:  When one its companion, I hoped that you would explain to me.  < break > He was my brother.



to thine own elf be true.

pounce.skew.org/lotr/mistranslations

Thus he is true.  The ring of the power.  Doom of the man.

Let's put a larva-puncture in its belly.

There is the evil, which agitates itself in Mordor.

SARUMAN: And you did not have the ESPRIT for seeing it.  Their love of the sheet of the Halflings' obviously slowed your understanding down. 

GANDALF: Have we still time, time, to contradict Sauron if we function fast.



Orc Name: Ugmazh the Depraved
Hobbit Name: Hanna Fields from Greenfields
Elven Name: Luinfalathiel
Dwarvish Name: Kîm Goldfist
What was I?: World-famous Valar

"I kissed your open mouth
and it made me drunker than wine."
- anonymous Egyptian poet, circa 1220 B.C.E.

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