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Nick:	foolintheshapeofatree
Real name:	Johnny Omega
Sex:	Male
Current residence:	The Outback
Occupation:	Licsenced Physician of Medicinal Lovin'
Interests:	irony and bondage
When did you first read Lord of the Rings?:	13
Who is your favorite character?:	The one with the pointy ears, Spock, is it?
Less filling or Tastes great?:	I'm not entirely sure
Elves and dragons or cabbages and potatoes?:	elves and dragons
Description:
I'm a lonely man, perpetuating myself in a meaningless existence. I'm a loner desperado, slowly stalking the winding and broken highways with one dead eye and a mind ravaged by dementia and rain. I enjoy nice long walks on the beach and hitchhiking with horny and naive teenagers just "looking for a little adventure" thinking "what's the worse that could happen?" before I systematically gut them in a flounting series of stunning exploits of cutlery and calculated mutilation, often spanning the course of several days, with the predisposed assumption that I am dead at least once.
Last post:	Reading Room: Pappa Hobbit  <foolintheshapeofatree>  [2/4/2003 @ 10:42]  (1/1)
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TM = Total Messages
TRM = Total Root Messages
TR = Total Replies
RM = Real Messages
NTM = No Text Messages
TW = Total Words
AWM = Average Words per Message (TW / TM)
Days = Days on Forum/MB
AMD = Average Messages per Day (TM / Days)
Score = sqrt(TM * TW)

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LOTR Casting Rumors	0	0	0	---:1	0	0%	0	0%	---:1	---:1	0	---	0	---	0
LOTR Music	0	0	0	---:1	0	0%	0	0%	---:1	---:1	0	---	0	---	0
Main	0	0	0	---:1	0	0%	0	0%	---:1	---:1	0	---	0	---	0
Movie Discussion	0	0	0	---:1	0	0%	0	0%	---:1	---:1	0	---	0	---	0
Reading Room	0	0	0	---:1	0	0%	0	0%	---:1	---:1	0	---	0	---	0
Site Feedback	0	0	0	---:1	0	0%	0	0%	---:1	---:1	0	---	0	---	0
The Arena	0	0	0	---:1	0	0%	0	0%	---:1	---:1	0	---	0	---	0
TheOneRing.net Rumour Mill	0	0	0	---:1	0	0%	0	0%	---:1	---:1	0	---	0	---	0

TheOneRing.net Rumour Mill's RPGBoard script (V2.22) was created by Brendan Byrd/SineSwiper of Resonator Software.  It is copylefted under the conditions of the GNU Public License (GPL).  It can be freely distributed and modified as long as it retains its GPL status.