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Xoanon @ 6:31 pm EST
From: Idril Celebrindal Got this on the Top 5 sci-fi mailing list. (See address at the bottom of this message.) Thought you all might get a kick out of it. The Top 8 Surprises in the "Lord of the Rings" Movie Trailer 8> Hobbit full frontal nudity barely rates a PG, if you know what I mean. 7> In a surprise bit of casting, "Meesa like Ring, gollum, gollum..." 6> "I am Strider, son of Aragorn, known to the hobbits as 'Big Horsie.'" 5> "Hey, Tom, Merry Tom, Tom Bombadillo! Gotta fire his agent's ass, 'cause his screen time's nil-oh!" 4> Mary-Kate and Ashley as Hobbettes! 3> Tom Green has a cameo as Dildo, the least tasteful Hobbit. 2> Sure enough, there he is: Al Gore as Ent #5 and the Number 1 Surprise in the "Lord of the Rings" Movie Trailer... 1> The part of Bilbo Baggins? Played by Emmanuel Lewis.