News for Nov. 13, 1999

Sauron is alive and well, and drives a Honda

11/13/99, 12:51 am EST - Xoanon

The Honda people can thank me for this free plug. I've seen the Enemy, and he's got some taste. Check out this hilarious vanity plate I recieved in the mail. I wonder what he's like with handling road rage? This NZer likes to cruse around telling everyone about his love for Tolkien, anyone have a 'THE1RNG.NET' plate?

Thanks to Krusty for the pic!