News for May 16, 2007

Elijah and the Killer Dolphins

5/16/07, 7:58 pm EST - Xoanon

Mary writes: I found this in Time Out & thought you'd be interested in this. The new book by Tao Lin, Eeeee Eee Eeee, features a group of dolphins who are plotting to assassinate Elijah Wood & other celebrites. How was Elijah chosen for this plot? Rest easy, the author doesn't hate Elijah, in fact, I like Elijah Wood. I dont want to kill him, he says. The dolphins probably wanted to murder him because hes small and easy to kill. He seems pretty gullible. LOL!! Read the whole article here.

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