News for Dec. 18, 2002

As Dark As Hell

12/18/02, 11:36 am EST - Xoanon

Splat. There goes somebody's ear. The Lord of the Rings is back, and it's dark as hell. Actually, it's an atrocity exhibition, a Bayeux Tapestry of gore and dismemberment, as strung-out and infernal a piece of kiddie cinema as can ever have been made. [More]