News for Sep. 05, 2002

What are You Tolkien About?

9/05/02, 1:35 pm EST - Xoanon

Mary sends in this title of a fanciful proposed spin-off of "Malcolm in the Middle" (whic of only a JOKE -Xo) from the Sept.7-13 TV Guide:

"Malcolm lives out every geek's fantasy when a magical portal transports him to the mythical land of Middle-Earth. Rampaging orcs kidnap Dewey, and only Malcolm can save him--but his mother wants him back to clean his room. Can the mighty Gandalf defeat the dreaded Lois?"